Friday, June 11, 2010

And this is why I fall asleep reading a lot

I was scrolling through the pictures on my iPhone today and found this one. I had no idea my husband took it. I'm in our guest room (which I turn into my office each summer), and I really am in there, and I really am reading.

Are YOU reading?

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The First 24

Summer is always an experiment in my stamina for hanging out with myself. I can get pretty annoying after repeated exposure (quit nodding). Because Husband works at home, I try to make myself relatively scarce during his work time, which fluctuates because he is nocturnal.

But I'm getting ahead of myself. Yesterday, I finished the checkout process at school around 2:30. "Not with a bang, but with a whimper." I always hate the end of school, because people just flit off into the distance, scattered and distracted. There are no goodbyes, no plans made, just an empty classroom and several sweaty trips to the car. At the close of a year, it feels like someone should at least give you a handshake and a "have a good one," but it doesn't really work out that way.

So I took myself to Starbucks, because I'm still on Cloud 9 about their new decaffeinated frappucinos. (They used to serve them, then stopped, claiming it was too big of a pain. I wrote letters. I'm not saying that's what got them back, but I am happy either way.)

And not five minutes before I left escuela do I get an email from a student at Southwest asking for advice with their first prom. Really? On June 7th? My advice is give me another month before I even think about this.

So I have been out of school for, oh, 21 hours and I'm not sure what do with myself. Anyone else? I'm currently fighting the fleas that have infested my dog and consequently my house. That's no fun. I'm sitting here with a bandana over my face like a bank robber because I just fumigated the place (Max is at doggie daycare, getting a flea dip). Husband is asleep, so I closed the bedroom door and put a towel under it. I hope not to poison him.

I'm going to read for a while. I'm working on the Bill Bryson book, which is amazingly good - it's science for non-scientists, so I understand it. Did you know that the guy who created the periodic table was inspired by the game Solitaire? And did you know that it's only called Solitaire in North America? Everywhere else it's called Patience.

And there are your fun facts for the day. Back to my regularly scheduled summer.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Summer Reading

Raise your hand if you've already started your summer reading book. Good for you, Luis. ;)

I do hope that you guys will pick up your books before too long, however. I gave you a good list from which to choose. I know we didn't talk much about the actual assignment, but I hope what I wrote made sense to you. In my experience, rising seniors often wait until just before school starts to tackle the written assignment. Then, I get all kinds of emails and phone calls asking for help, when I am already up at school trying to get my classroom put together in time for you. If you wait until this point to reach out, I will be annoyed.

To that end, I will have a tutorial the week or so before school starts so that you know what to do. Because you do not want to turn in half-hearted writing to me on the first day of school. I can smell weak effort a mile away, and I will call you on it. Just ask a member of the class of '10.

In case you lost it, didn't make it to the meeting, or whatever, I am posting the reading assignments below.

You will all read The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka. On the first day of my class, you will come prepared to take a quiz and participate in a rigorous Socratic seminar over this novella.

In addition, you will choose one nonfiction book from the following list.

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Dave Eggers
A Short History of Nearly Everything, Bill Bryson
An American Childhood, Annie Dillard
Don’t Let’s Go to the Dogs Tonight, Alexandra Fuller
In Cold Blood, Truman Capote
The Devil in the White City, Erik Larson
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, John Berendt
The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down, Anne Fadiman
Three Cups of Tea, Greg Mortensen

For the nonfiction selection:
1. Select three particularly powerful passages from the book you read. The passages may relate to tone, mood, character, or theme, or better yet, they may be rhetorically powerful, full of devices. Bring a one-page copy of these three passages (meaning that all three should fit neatly onto one sheet). You may either photocopy them from the book or type them out onto one document.

2. Perform multiple close readings of the passages, analyzing: details, imagery, diction, and syntax.

3. Write approximately 750 words (about two pages typed) about the impact made by the literary techniques named above.

4. Write approximately 250 words that answer the following: A classic is a book that has passed the test of time. It is still valued and valuable 100 or 200 years later. Why would readers 100 years from now consider this book a classic? Or, why would they not.

5. Write an additional 250 words that examine this book from a reader response point of view. Explain and describe your initial response to the book and your response as you concluded the book. (You should not worry about “giving away” the ending of the book in this paper; I’ve read them all. However, when we do book talks in small groups, you should guard against giving away the juicy parts. Remember that your classmates may choose to read this book for their next Book of Choice.)

6. As just mentioned, you will be presenting your book and insights with a small group of classmates on this day, in addition to turning in your paper.

7. To clarify, your paper should be ≤ 1,250 words. This will probably be three typed pages. I prefer that you use 1 ½ spacing instead of double. Use a standard 12-point font and an MLA heading.

A few words about the analysis of rhetorical devices:

DETAILS
The German architect Mies van der Rohe once said, “God dwells in the details.” Another somebody once said in order to pass off a lie, it needs one good detail. Indeed, they are what make stories vivid and real for the reader. Think critically about the details your author chose to include in the passages you chose: what does that detail add? Maybe it’s reader empathy, maybe it’s humor, maybe it’s believability. You figure it out and comment coherently on the effect.

IMAGERY
Imagery gets the reader’s senses and imagination involved in the process. Often, imagery involves the visual sense, but it can extend to the other four senses, as well. In your career as English students, you’ve learned many tools of imagery: simile, metaphor, alliteration, personification, symbolism. You should include an analysis of imagery in your paper.

SYNTAX
Syntax is concerned with the structure and pattern of sentences. Repetition, juxtaposition, inverted order, parallelism, polysyndeton, asyndeton, loose and periodic sentences (look ‘em up!) are all syntactical devices that make a difference in how a reader understands the author’s meaning. Punctuation makes a difference. (Take a look at the first three paragraphs of Poe’s Tell-tale Heart. Just the hyperactive dashes alone signal to the reader that the narrator is a crazy person.) The authors of all these books are masters of syntax, so you will find many significant observations to make about their use of it.

DICTION
I will tell you this a million times in class next year, but we never refer to an author’s diction unless we have an adjective in front of the word diction. Saying, “the author uses a lot of diction” is the same as saying, “the author uses a lot of words.” A tiny sampling of ways to categorize diction includes formal, informal, colloquial, slang, concrete, abstract, denotative, connotative, euphonious, cacophonous; and like I said, that’s a tiny sampling. Once you determine a way to describe the diction, you must then ask (and answer) why the author made such word choices.

For more clarity on any of these topics, you can Google “DIDLS,” which is an acronym for details-imagery-diction-language-syntax. Plenty of English nerds have written good stuff on rhetorical analysis, and it’s out there. Am I available to help you? Yes, but I want you to make significant efforts on your own before reaching out to me. Emailing me is best, but you may call if you must. 713.208.1524.

Transitions

Dear Darling Cherubs,
You are no longer seniors; you are once again freshmen. And so this blog rolls over to the new seniors, the Class of 2011. I'm still working on their nickname.

Thank you for a wonderful year, and do keep in touch. I know you will. Have a relaxing summer; we have all earned it!

Love you very much,
Rayburn