Sunday, November 14, 2010

Kid Fears 11.9.10

One of my kid fears / current fears is roaches. I hate roaches and always have. They are dirty, ugly, dark, shady, creepy, weird, slimy, grimy, nasty, weird, odd, disgusting, lying, hungry, big, and did I say scary?!?! They are ugly, dirty, and shady. Every roach should be stepped on. Kill them all. Put them in a fire and watch those suckers BURN! Feed them to birds; feed them to people who eat roaches. Let cats and dogs make their lives a living hell. Have a holocaust for roaches. Throw in the rats, and call me Hitler. Hope that I offend you, offer no apologies. That was to all roaches and rats.

-O'Shea Woodhouse

1 comment:

Unknown said...

roach/rogelio might take that offensive lol